Eradication (Ellie)
Favorite Quote: “Your existence means nothing to me… Oh, you brought tacos!”
Bio: There are no early records of Eradication and her origins are unknown. Her first recorded sighting was documented in the year 1527 during signing of the Treaty of Westminster, forging an alliance between King Henry VIII of England, King Frances I of France and King Charles V of Spain, ending the War on the League of Cognac. After review the treaty, Eradication has been quoted as saying, “Meh… It wasn’t great.” From there, reports of her movements become spotty, but some indicate her presence at the signing of the First Treaty of Paris in 1763, signaling the end of the Seven Years’ War. Once again, all reports indicate she was totally underwhelmed by the plotline and character development in the document. Over the next 250 years, accounts of more scathing literary reviews begin to flood in, including the end to the Napoleonic Wars in 1815 and the Treaty of Hellgate in 1855. The first photographic evidence of her existence was at the Anglo-Japanese Alliance in 1902 where a blurry image of her was captured by a random bystander attending the event. The picture shows a grainy image of Eradication in the middle of eating what appears to be a soft-shell taco while flaunting a graphic hand gesture, and is entitled No Fucks Given… The small Polaroid photo continues to be the Louvre’s most popular attraction to date, with lines stretching nearly a mile from the exhibit. More current sighting of Eradication have recently been reported in North America, between the Denver and Las Vegas areas, but they are mostly unsubstantiated due to lack of clear, photographic evidence. Some theologians suggest Eradication may have ties to organized crime and a psychic bound with other ethereal beings and most mollusks. Still others have intricate, and often times random theories about her responsibility for the calling of The Convergence of Power, the Kennedy assassination, and the future stock market crash of 2029.